Sunday, November 7, 2010

Can someone PLEASE tell me...

... What the FUCK is up with Robert Downey Jr.'s hair!?

Robert, baby, you know I love you but this is NOT sexy. Just like this "Simon Le Bon impersonator" look here:

Blonde is NOT your color. And do I see lipstick? Or is your mouth normally that pink?

Or this... I'm not even sure what this is. I'm without words. Except maybe, "HOLY CRAP."

A prismatic gold lame shirt? And a white suit? What was he doing, attending the Futuristic Pimp Awards or something!?

Gives me a headache. Allow me to collect my wits for a moment.

Okay... I realize that this is a rare slip-up. He's normally so handsome, so put-together. But really, I can't believe Susan let him walk out of the house like that.

Anyway. Let's just put this ugly mess behind us, shall we?

Ah, there we go!

(DISCLAIMER! This was written by an extremely bored person with WAY too much time on her hands!)

UPDATE! I went to see Due Date and it was HILARIOUS! You should all go check it out!


  1. I love him too! I'm seeing "Due Date" tomorrow, I'm so excited!

  2. fucking HAHAHA. you're hilarious and awesome =)

  3. Aww, thank you! I try. Usually my sense of humour either doesn't strike anyone else as funny or it was stolen from someone else.